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[Hey! Main character, wake up! Feeling lazy today, jerk?!]

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[Start your own damn show if you're done with this one!]

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[An Urgent Special Program]

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The great city of Edo.

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[Kabukicho 1st Street]

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Every night, people are drawn here in search of excitement and titillation,

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like moths to a flame.

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[Karaoke House]

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Then...

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[Shinsengumi]

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Third Squad, go around the back! Tenth Squad, follow me!

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Oh... Katoken Samba!

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In Edo there is a special armed police force that serves the government.

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They deal swiftly with rebellious elements that run wild in the city.

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And with exclusionists who engage in shady activities in the underworld.

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[Exclusionist Karaoke Contest [middle of room]]

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I'm a hopeless schmuck, but I'm still a person.

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I gaze out the window, but I'm still by the channel...

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This is a raid!

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We're the Shinsengumi!

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The Shinsengumi? You're with a television crew. What's up with that?!

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And you've got some nerve, singing karaoke while plotting to overthrow the government!

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Arrest them all!

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Why you?!

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For the next 24 hours, our camera crew will cover the Shinsengumi

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and give you the true story of what it's like on patrol.

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Give it up!

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You government dog!

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Close up! 24 Hours with the Shinsengumi Elite Police!

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It's no use trying to run.

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[Shinsengumi First Squad Captain]

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[Sogo Okita]

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How boring.

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[Why are the skies blue?]

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You bastard!

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Don't come near me! You'll never keep us down!

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You're an exclusionist. Don't go prancing around with geisha!

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[Pink skies are cuter.]

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Amazing!

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[Shinsengumi Vice Chief]

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[Toshiro Hijikata]

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[Shinsengumi Chief]

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[Isao Kondo]

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Huh?

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Where's Chief Kondo?

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Yeah, come to think of it...

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Where did he go?

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He's a lot more refined than we are.

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He said that he didn't want anything to do with a TV exposé.

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Wow. That's what I would have expected him to do!

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Right now, he's probably having a discussion with someone important in the government or cleaning his sword alone.

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It's not gonna happen... besides, my butt hair is too thick.

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There's no way a girl would go out with me.

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I'm no good.

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That's not true.

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You're just very manly!  And that's attractive, isn't it?

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Then let me ask you this...

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If your boyfriend's...

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rear end looked like an afro with a part down the middle, what would you do?

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I would love him, butt afro and all.

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What a goddess!  She purifies unclean things, just like a Bodhisattva.

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Butt...butt...butt...but will you marry me!

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["There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness"]

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[Kodokan Dojo]

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What?! Someone asked you to marry him?!

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Are you serious, Sis?!

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I'm serious.

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Yesterday, out of the blue, a customer proposed.

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So what did you say?

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Of course, I politely turned him down.

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He sure took me by surprise!

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I can't believe how stubborn he got about it, too.

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Otae!

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In the end, he was so annoying,

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I had to pop him in the schnoz and make a run for it.

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R-Really?

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I'd like to meet a guy like that.

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Otae!

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Otae! Marry me!

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I'm not the kind of man who takes "No" for an answer twice!

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My mom says women find more happiness in being loved than in loving someone!

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Hey!

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What are you doing up there so early in the morning?!

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You're bothering the neighbors. Come down, you jackass!

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Relax, officer!

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I...

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I may be a thief,

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but I only steal hearts, okay?

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Wipe that smug grin off your face!

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What a weak comeback! Get down here right now!

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Otae!

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Won't you just show your angelic face at least?!

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Otae!

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The Shinsengumi start their mornings early.

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Training hard from early in the morning so they can jump into action at any time!

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Put some spirit into it!

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Anyone who skips out on morning training will commit seppuku!

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Early morning, huh?

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Early morning.

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If the vice chief says it's early morning, it's early morning.

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This ain't early.

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10 AM is not considered early in the morning!

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Dimwit!

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As long as a man has spirit, he can do anything!

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This isn't spirit. This is stubbornness in disguise.

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Anyway, are you still playing badminton?!

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Come to think of it, I don't see Kondo today either...

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Did he take a leave of absence?

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Don't lump him in with you!

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This is Kondo we're talking about. He's probably training by himself.

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Ahh. That's just what you'd expect from Chief Kondo.

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He really is something!

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I've fallen in love with him all over again.

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You've got a strange admirer, Sis.

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It really is a bother.

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Now then, dinner will be...

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Eggs?! Sis!

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Eggs again?!

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Don't be picky. Eggs have nutritional value.

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I'll cook! You just buy the groceries!

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Okay.

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Phew.

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Her fried eggs

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aren't fried eggs. They're poor, innocent abused eggs.

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That's right.

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Oh well.

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[Go out with me for a hump.]

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"Go out with me for a hump?"

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What does that mean?!

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[I love you. -Isao Kondo]

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Oh.

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Otae.

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I may not look it, but I'm an athlete.

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I like tennis and scuba diving.

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Glitter.

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Do one at a time, you freak!

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The Shinsengumi have many different jobs.

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Including directing traffic in the great city of Edo.

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Hey, you there! Who gave you permission to change direction?!

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Don't run away! Anyone who runs is gonna get chopped!

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Now, now, Hijikata.

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Don't get mad.

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Just leave this to me.

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I'm not leaving anything to you!

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Hijikata, you sure have a violent streak.

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You should talk, Sogo! Don't try to pass it off on me!

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[Ran-Ran-Ran]

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That's the story, Gin.

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What do you mean by that, you bastard?

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How many minutes have passed since the show started?

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I'm the main character, but it's taken so long to get to me.

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Doesn't anyone have a problem with me not being in the show?!

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Eleven minutes, ten seconds.

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This is Gin Tama, isn't it?

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Isn't it?

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Hey!

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Come on!

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Right?!

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Huh?!

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It would be a flop if it was just "Tama."

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What's the point in calling it Gin Tama if I'm not on screen?!

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Well, it seems like the title for today's show is:

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"Close up! 24 Hours with the Shinsengumi Elite Police!"

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What the hell?!

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I never heard about that!

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That's because you can't be bothered to get moving.

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At this rate, the Shinsengumi are really going to be the stars of this anime.

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Really?!

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Oh!

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Now that you mention it, we didn't play the Gin Tama theme music!

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This is bad. This is Gin Tama! I'm the star!

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Aren't you glad that someone wants to marry her?

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He's got a sword in his belt, so that means he's important at least, right?

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This is your meal ticket, baby!

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Get yourself hitched before he discovers what you're really like!

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What's that supposed to mean?!

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At first, I thought he was going to give up, so I didn't give it much thought.

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But... he's shown up no matter where I went.

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It hit me that he's not normal.

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All right, thirty seconds left.

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All right, the home stretch!

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Stop chewing, Kagura.

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Chug it.  Please!  I didn't being any cash!

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Are you two even listening?!

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What? You expect me to do something?

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If you want me to take a job, then show me the money.

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Gin, you know you haven't paid me in, like two months.

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I could sue you.

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Can't pay you.  Even if we do go to court.

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Come on. If you don't find some motivation you're gonna lose your spot as star of the show.

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Stalker-Pervert, where are ya?! Come out and get your ass handed to you!

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What did you say?!

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Bring it on if you can!

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He was really here.

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Boy, you sure are stupid to pop up when someone calls for a stalker.

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So you admit you're stalker?

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Everyone is a stalker in search of love.

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Listen jerk! A little while ago I saw you getting all chummy with Otae.

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Just what the hell is your relationship with her?

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I'm uncontrollably jealous!

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We're engaged.

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I'm going to marry him in the fall.

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Really?

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We're already lovers.  He's defiled me this way and that way and every other way.

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So give up already.

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Th-this and th-that? And other thing, too?!

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No, they haven't done the other thing yet.

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Fine, Otae.

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I don't care how skanky you are.

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I accept you all the same.

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Huh?

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Just like how you love me, hairy ass and all.

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I don't love you!

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Hey, you wavy-silver-haired bastard!

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It doesn't matter if you're Otae's fiancé!

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I love Otae more than you ever can!

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I'm calling you out!  Winner takes Otae!

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I shouldn't have made up such a pointless lie.

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Indeed. Seems to have just egged him on.

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And that guy must be pretty strong.

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Look how relaxed he is right before your duel.

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Like he's faced certain death many times before.

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Don't worry.

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If Gin's in danger... My umbrella will unleash hell on earth, Sis.

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Try not to kill him.

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Hey, four-eyes! Where'd he go?!

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Who are you calling "four-eyes"? He said he had to go to the can!

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That's awfully confident of him!

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Our reporting team has received information about an unruly drunk downtown.

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We've headed to the scene!

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You idiot! Can't I drink during the day?

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[Voice changed to protect his privacy.]

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Since when was it against the law?!

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Edo's protectors, the Shinsengumi have already arrived.

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Arrived.

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Arri...

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Now?! They just got here?!

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Bleep! Bleep!

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Hey, you lush!

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There's no point in putting up a fight. Surrender...

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What?! Who're you calling a lush?!

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This doesn't even count as drinking.

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Boy!

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Hijikata, can we kill him?

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Wait.

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There are cameras.

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Don't be so quick on the draw.

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You bastard! You got puke on my pant leg.

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What are you going to do about it?

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Hey, everyone, hold Hijikata back!

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You imbeciles! Let me go!

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I'm going to drag him around town and cut his head off!

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Vice chief, calm down!

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The cameras are still rolling!

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Don't film this.

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What are they doing?

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Well, it looks like a duel!

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A duel? Oh?

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Don't see that much these days!

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Rice crackers and caramel candy.

261
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,620
How about a soda?

262
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,670
Hey, is he ready yet?! He didn't run off, did he?!

263
00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:30,310
Dumbass. I wouldn't run away from an opponent like you.

264
00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:31,740
You came!

265
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,210
You're late! Were you taking a dump?!

266
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,900
Taking a dump wouldn't be very heroic.

267
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,300
I took some sugar.

268
00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,470
[Sugar]

269
00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:44,040
Never heard of a hypoglycemic hero before!

270
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:48,590
What a nice sunset.

271
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:54,000
Duels are best at sunset.

272
00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:58,710
You've got some grace for a man with wavy silver hair.

273
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:03,050
And you speak pretty well for a gorilla.

274
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:07,340
I-I'm not a gorilla! I may look like one, but I'm not.

275
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,960
Whatever. Shall we get started?

276
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,960
Choose your weapons.

277
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,660
If you want to use a real sword, I'll lend you one.

278
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,040
Whatever you like.

279
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,850
This is good enough for me.

280
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,390
Let's do this.

281
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,400
Are you tryin' to make a fool out of me, butthead?

282
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:29,500
Sorry, but I'm not noble enough to duel over someone else's life.

283
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,330
As a substitute, I'll wager my life instead.

284
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,860
I'm going to wager my life instead of Otae's.

285
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:42,980
Even if you win, you don't get Otae.

286
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,500
But I'll be out of your way...

287
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,660
You can court her or whatever you'd like afterwards.

288
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:51,420
Of course, if I win you'll keep your paws off her.

289
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,670
He's going to put himself in the path of a naked blade,

290
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,020
and protect me even if he loses?!

291
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,590
Wait!  Stop right there!  Gin!

292
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,350
You sure are a man amongst men.

293
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:11,330
I think you're more popular with men than women.

294
00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:15,960
Boy!  Lend me your wooden sword!

295
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:20,510
You're a good man, too.

296
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:23,920
Use this. It's my favorite sword, Lake Toya.

297
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,620
Gin!

298
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,950
Win or lose, we won't hold any grudges, right?

299
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:31,800
You got it.

300
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,190
Now, let's have a fair fight, man to man.

301
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,700
Let's go!

302
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,160
A fair...

303
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,770
duel!

304
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,380
Huh?

305
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,630
What?!

306
00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:49,950
Hold on a second!  The blade!  The t-t-tip!

307
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,150
It's missiiinnggg!

308
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:02,020
Sucker...sweeter than Tianjin roasted chestnuts.

309
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,220
I can't believe you'd accept a weapon from your enemy!

310
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:08,030
When I went to the john,

311
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:10,240
I scored it with a deep cut, so deep it would split just from being swung.

312
00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:14,060
You bastard!  You'd go that far?!

313
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:19,200
Only a total dork would try to settle something so important like this.

314
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,520
Isn't it better to just mellow out and talk things through?

315
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,420
This is mellowing out?

316
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:29,480
Hey. Wha'dya think of my brilliant plan?

317
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,480
I've lost all faith in you!  That's not samurai spirit!

318
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,150
You feel satisfied now, cheater?!  Coward!

319
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:39,620
What are you saying! I defended your sister.

320
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,660
I'm going home!

321
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,750
I never want to see your face again!

322
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,230
I'm going on vacation for a while.

323
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,360
Everything ended well.

324
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,610
But it looks like Gin got the worst of it.

325
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:58,480
I feel like warmed over kitty litter.

326
00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:00,100
What a klutz.

327
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,930
But, I'm starting to get you.

328
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,200
The Shinsengumi's vice chief, Toshiro Hijikata.

329
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:18,500
He quietly patrols the city by himself even after a rough job.

330
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,700
What could he be seeing right now?

331
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,300
What's the fuss?

332
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:30,270
Well, there was a duel over a woman.

333
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,240
A duel over a woman?

334
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:35,660
How stupid! What idiot would...

335
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,260
Chief Kondo.

336
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:39,580
Chief Kondo?

337
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,360
That's the Shinsengumi's chief...

338
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,200
Isao Kondo?

339
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,560
You idiot! What are you filming?!

340
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:52,140
Because of the work of the Shinsengumi, peace in Edo has been upheld.

341
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:54,740
Really?

342
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,570
[Close up! 24 hours with the Shinsengumi Elite Police!]

343
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,570
[The End]]

344
00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:01,670
Third year, class Z, Ginpachi-sensei! After these messages.

345
00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:44,940
[Preview]

346
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:36,420
Where's the guy that attacked Chief Kondo?!

347
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,170
He may be a gorilla, but he's our leader!

348
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,070
A silver-haired samurai? You're that guy!

349
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,490
The next episode: "Fighting Should Be Done With Fists."

350
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:54,010
[A battle begins for the Odd Jobs Trio!  What happens next?!]

351
00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:58,020
[Do JUMP anime always have to have battles?]

352
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:03,940
[Third year, Class Z]

353
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:03,940
[Ginpachi-sensei]

354
00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:00,930
Third year, class Z!

355
00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:03,160
Ginpachi-sensei!

356
00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,990
[Third year, Class Z]

357
00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:06,790
Hey. Close your textbooks for a moment.

358
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:10,410
Listen, Shimura's recorder has been stolen.

359
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:14,060
The thief may be in another class,

360
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,610
but I'm lazy, so I'll just assign blame to someone here.

361
00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:29,510
[MIND YOUR SUGAR LEVELS]

362
00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:21,500
Whoever stole it raise your hands.  It's okay to lie!

363
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:25,290
If you do it now, Shimura and I will forgive you

364
00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:29,860
if you shove the recorder up your butt and play a chorus of "Please Give Me Wings."

365
00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:34,730
Sensei, we'd never grow wings if we did that.

366
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,840
Change the song to Match's hit song, "Settle It."

367
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,340
All right. Match's hit song, "Shy About My Butt Hair".

368
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,230
Sensei, I don't know how that song goes.

369
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,300
You just made up that song title.

370
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:50,870
Okay, someone lend me a recorder. I'll play it.

371
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:55,080
[Chikuwa]

372
00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:55,110
Sensei, use mine. It's broken and can only play the note "fa."

373
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,070
Your head is what's broken.

374
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:04,370
Hey, I don't care who, somebody lend me your recorder.  A cute girl preferably.

375
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,660
No way!  It'll end up tasting like cigarettes.

376
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:11,850
I told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop.

377
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,270
Smoke doesn't come out of lollipops.

378
00:24:14,270 --> 00:24:18,980
That's because I've licked it so much.

379
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:24,080
Anyway, one of you girls, lend me your recorder! I'll lick and play it.

380
00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:26,180
No way in hell!

381
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:31,330
Cut it out, girls! Sensei is desperate to find the thief.

382
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:38,060
Sensei, use mine. It's okay if it starts to smell like cigarettes.  I have two of them.

383
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,330
Why do you have two of them?

384
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:50,520
Huh?  Hold on a second.  Are you really going to do it?  Ah!

385
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,440
Sensei, can I go to the nurse's office?

386
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,100
[The End]